Once upon a time, I envisioned myself as the next Picasso, creating masterpieces that would adorn the walls of the Louvre. But alas, reality hit me like a ton of acrylic paint tubes – being an art sensation is, well, pretty unlikely (but not impossible).

Deep down, I yearned to break free from the shackles of practicality and embrace my inner weirdo. And then, I had an epiphany! The magical realm of advertising, where the laws of logic sometimes take a vacation and the absurdities of life are celebrated! Here, I could blend my creativity, strategic prowess, and uncanny ability to spot the bizarre, all while cracking jokes that would make a hyena blush.

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Here are some fast - fun - facts about me:

• I’m a California native and a Texas transplant (I promise I won’t “California your Texas”)

• I aspire to create a Super Bowl advertisement that viewers will quote for generations!

• I have a standard poodle named after country icon Dolly Parton.

• Big fan of karaoke.

• I can tell the difference between water brands based on taste alone.